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The huge half Ogre, Goff, reclined in his armchair at a staging inn somewhere in the eastern slopes, He indicated the chair beside him and invited Krogan to take a seat and share in a few jugs.

Goff: "Krogan, did I tewl use about last time wot I woz here?"
Krogan: "No, I do not belieave you have"
Goff: "I woz trying to find a way to dat trading place Avendawl, and da peopew wot come from here woz being dum, soz after wot I tewled dem I want directions and day woz not tewling me da way I got a bit angwee"
Krogan: "uha"

Goff swaggers up to the bar keep with the empty jugs of cheap swill they call house beer.

Goff:" so I walks up to da innkeep, just like diss, and I bashed him" THWAK "just like dat"

Krogan with a look of some surprise leapt from his seat and entered a defensive possition.

Goff: "Da thing is aftah I bashed dem Tyr showed up and asked me why I bashed dem"
Krogan: "um, what did you do?"
Goff: "I run away do I look stoopid"?
Krogan: ""
Goff: "But it turnz owt use can't run from a god, so I had to speakz wiff him"
Krogan:"You spoke to Tyr !"
Goff: "yeah he woz tewling me why did i thump the innkeep, so I tewled him 'cause day were dumb and would not tewl me dah way to avendale, he said 'that was a justice, the way is north' only there woz no north passage so I got angry and towled Goff I wood get some pay-back next time I woz here, and I am here" THWAK THWAK THWAK

Krogan: "so last time you were here Tyr showed up cause you hit people"?
Goff: "yeah"
Krogan "Don't you think maybe you shouldn't hit the people"?
Goff: "why"?

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Tyr: CAUSE IT UPSETS ME

Krogan: "thats why"!
Goff: "um, #$&^ I gotta run, see use"
Krogan: ""

Tyr: JUSTICE WILL BE DONE
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Goff: "dat curse faiwed you weak god"
Krogan: "arrgh I am weakened"
Goff: "not me I iz strong still"

Tyr: IT WILL BE DONE
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Goff: "my god iz strongah dan use iz so it failed again"!

Tyr: JUSTICE WAITS FOR YOU!

Goff: "hope it runz fast"!
Krogan: "Are you mad Goff"?
Goff: "might be, letz run man"

cut to 1 hour later...

Shop keep: "what would you like to buy today Goff"
Goff: "I want a bigga Axe"
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Goff: "hahahahahahaha, TYR YOUR JUSTICE CANNOT BE SERVED IN THE SAFE HOUSES LUCK SHINES ON ME"!
Shop keep: ""
Goff: "hahahahahahaha"

Tyr: LET THIS BE YOUR LAST WARNING I WILL BE WATCHING YOU